March 2012
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I hope Rick Santorum gets his period right before...
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aubade:
I hope that Rick Santorum doesn’t realize until too late that he didn’t stir his instant hot chocolate well enough and there is a bunch of sludge in the bottom staining his cup.
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aubade:
I hope Rick Santorum is always getting locked out of his email account because he mistypes his password on his phone and then can’t read the captcha properly and can’t prove that he’s human.
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imrudeandnotginger:
I hope Rick Santorum does a load of laundry only to realize he forgot to put in the detergent.
“I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: “Two vast and trunkless legs...”
– Percy Bysshe Shelley - Ozymandias (via phddiscworld)
“Swirled tight, trussed, manic, most trusted. You love hills, swells, waves of...”
– Carol Guess, Tinderbox Lawn: Prose Poems (via uponswallows)
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February 2012
Internet Like Story « Thought Catalog →
“In 2002, I published a story online at a rather popular website. That same day, at around 3:30 p.m., I received an email from who would become my first girlfriend. I can still see the subject heading, bolded with mystery: hi. “Who are you?” the email read, which began a six month correspondence, until I moved in with her. First it was emails, then gradually, with worn out fingers and...
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pokemonhavesex ha contestado a tu foto: My puppy is the cutest puppy.
AWHHHHH, baby. :3
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“My body is a dead language and you pronounce each word perfectly.”
– Sierra DeMulder, Unrequited Love Poem
(via periferie)
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swallowingmatches:
There must have been a time, in the beginning, when I could have said “no”. But somehow I missed it.
LOST: SELF-RESPECT (REBLOG FOR SIGNAL BOOST)
funeralofamidala:
I don’t know, you guys. I’m really at a loss here. I can’t find my self-respect. It seems I have misplaced it. Here’s a photo of me with my self-respect fully intact:
See? Look at how happy I look? I’m fully clothed and you can just see the self-respect radiating off of me.
But somewhere in between that picture being taken and this picture being taken….
My...
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“Be humble for you are made of earth.
Be noble for you are made of stars.”
– Serbian Proverb (via fragilediaries)
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Michelle: If I am not mistaken, he has feelings and you hurt them.
Me: Oh.
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deejul:
Alas, I Cannot Swim (live) - Laura...
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Alas, I cannot swim.
Watching a live video of Laura Marling singing “Alas, I Cannot Swim,” and one of the comments that someone left has just been sitting very heavily with me. I’m not entirely sure why.
The lyrics: There’s a boy across the river, but alas, I cannot swim. I never will get to put my arms around him.
The comment: “Yes, but sometimes the boy across the river can...
What's the integral of 1/cabin d(cabin)?
iloveeucalyptus:
log |cabin|
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